the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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