Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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