She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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