Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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