dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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