Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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