their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
