and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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