Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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