I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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