we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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