When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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