I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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