was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
