Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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