I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will be naked everywhere
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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