hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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