in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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