oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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