I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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