3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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