I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize