yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Why is your signature on my underwear?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Randomize