Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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