So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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