Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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