It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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