I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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