It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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