dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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