She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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