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White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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