new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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