my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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