On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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