I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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