We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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