gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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