I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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