I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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