Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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