gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
