we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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