All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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