Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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