How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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