So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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