Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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