oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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