This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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