shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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