Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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So squirting runs in the family.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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