You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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