I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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