Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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