He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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