I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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