it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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