pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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