i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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