he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
