Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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