Whod you bang
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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